I Got The Magic Stick

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“ prolicidal:
“ envyadams:
“This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
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No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from...

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I’m shitting

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Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

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Give these guys their own movie

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*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

cxsolis

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

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10 bucks

depressed--and--underdressed

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

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15% discount for 3 or more

baltimore-baby2002

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

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40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

musemeter

How much is the doll?

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Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

chameleonwho

How about this?

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$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

sneksocsgalore

Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?

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excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

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carrotsforferrets

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

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@mynameiseyyyyyy

bunjywunjy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

cacklebarnacle

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

kedreeva

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

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How ‘bout that Book 3 Trailer?

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Stalingrad (1993), Leutnant Hans von Witzland faces an unrelenting soviet soldier.

Directed by Joseph Vilsmaier.

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Is it really?

princessamericachavez

So Rowling had no way of knowing the political climate during the 19 Years Later epilogue, but we do now. So consider this: what kind of world does the Golden Trio live in right now?

Their country is in the middle of Brexit talks, with racism and protectionism at their worst and the magic community isn’t far behind.

Young Pure Bloods march the streets with torches and capes, shouting “They will not replace us!” They wear Deatheater masks and temporary tattoos (oh it’s not the real thing, they’ll wash it off and be back at the office on Monday).

In the news, the authorities call for a cease of violence and ask people not to fight the young pure bloods. In the streets, people talk about talking to them calmly to fix things. Ron is livid. “You don’t reason with bloody Deatheaters! You throw curses at them!”

Hermione’s work for equality in the magical world gets harder every day. She starts getting death threats in her mail, many howlers that leave her in tears. She keeps going. When people insist that every werewolf is dangerous to society and they should all be banned from country, she tearfully remembers Lupin giving his life to protect them all, she remembers Dobby with a knife in his heart and Hagrid with his half giant blood and his giant heart. She keeps fighting.

As much as he hates it —and he hates it a lot— Harry becomes a vocal public figure again, constantly condemning blood purists and calling for action against them. His office calls horrified after the first interview, telling him he can’t be calling for violence against this people who are only protesting. “They are Deatheaters and this is how we deal with them,” he snarls back. “Have you forgotten Voldemort?” On the other side of the line, he can feel them flinch.

No one who fought the war has forgotten it, but so many others seem to, it pains Harry. It’s been barely twenty years since he saw children die in the grounds of Hogwarts, killed by grown angry men who believed themselves superior. It’s been barely twenty years since Tom Riddle’s death body laid on the ground and he thought they could finally have peace.

The trio sends their kids on the Hogwarts Express and they can’t help but remember their experiences there in a time much like this. They never thought their own children would have to suffer as they did, they pray they won’t have to.

Harry touches his lighting scar and reminds himself it hasn’t hurt again for years. All is well. A quiet voice inside his head wonders bitterly: “Is it, really?”